Okay...my husband almost gave me a heart attack today.

Okay so this is my husband. I met him 12 years ago Sunday. Today after knowing him 12 years and 2 days he almost gave me a heart attack. I mean the thing just quit pumping blood for a few seconds.

I casually walk by a window downstairs and glance out to take a look at our garden to see its progress for today when I see this. YIKES!!! Then I remember we have a deer decoy. Please understand this thing has never been standing in my yard before. Jerry takes it out hunting. I had to hold on to the door frame and tell my little pumper to keep pumping. Then I run upstairs to call the Deer Slayer to tell him that he almost killed me...which of course he thinks is hilarious. Actually I do too.

He put the decoy out to scare the other deer away from our tomato plants. I hope the dumb thing doesn't draw them in. I guess I need to get something to scare the bunnies away from my spinach and lettuce.
Help me name this thing. I am usually pretty good at naming things but since the heart stopped and the brain lost a little oxygen I'm going to need help.
This picture cracks me up because it was not taken in my little city. It was taken in Metro Nashville. Too funny. I love it...when I lived on a farm in Lebanon on our road was a Deer Crossing sign. My parents had fits of laughter seeing that. You just don't see these kinds of signs in Memphis. Especially Frayser, Raleigh, and Germantown.